Apparently I married Emily Post.
While sitting down to dinner last night I asked Brian a question. He didn’t make eye contact, nod, raise a finger; basically I got no sign that he heard me.
Me: So what, you’re ignoring me?
Brian: No. I’m polite. I don’t talk with my mouth full....
I fear the day Scarlett begins to outsmart me. My 26-year-old brain is fully developed, so I'm quick, but according to scientists it's all downhill from this point. Before you know it, my gray matter will be pickled, which explains my parents' behavior. I've been outsmarting them for years. (Julie will be forced to...
Scarlett is currently obsessed with the Fisher-Price “Loving Family.” If Fisher-Price wants to be taken seriously it should change it to "Family that Tolerates One Another Because They Have No Choice." I guess it wouldn't fit on the box.
Scarlett has collected all the people; we've got grandma, mom, dad,...
Oxymoron:
Honest politician
Accurate horoscope
Fat-free ice cream
Maternity fashion
How about this one:
Look great with Hapari's line of tankini swimwear. Mix and match any of your favorite swimwear bottoms...
I know women who take advantage of "the system." They're in such a rush to start their families that they neglect the fact they don't have the resources to PAY for that child. While these baby-mamas may see this as a smart thing to do, they take from people like you and me who fight to stay ahead themselves. Medicaid is there for...
